Artpop —— 或者说 Chartflop（一个自以为是的男乐评对专辑打榜失利的讽刺）——之后 Gaga 从沾满鲜血、镶满施华洛世奇水晶的流行王座摔落，在那些博览群书、眼界开阔的评论家眼里她变得除了失败都不是……

但就在10月21日，这个女王发布了她的第五张录音室专辑《Joanne》，这可能是她发行《The Fame Monster》以来最 Gaga 的专辑。看看这张专辑发布倒数时人们的评论，大家都在不停说着同一件事：‘她的时代已经过去了，《Artpop》是最棒的’、‘就还好’、‘她应该继续为掌声而活’。令人疑惑的是，说这些话的人和那些像狼撕裂鲜肉裙子一样抨击《Artpop》的是一群人。看来这个受到媒体极端对待的艺人做什么都是错的。比起诚心去夸奖一门艺术，似乎人们认为去挖苦去挑剔发表尖酸言论会显得更具才华。凭心而论：如果满分是五星，《Joanne》是一张四星的好专辑，至于为什么，不妨跟随我们一探究竟。

Take my hand stay Joanne

Heaven's not

Ready for you

Every part

Of my aching heart

Needs you more

Than the angels do

Girl

Where do you think you're goin'

Where do you think you're goin'

Goin' girl

Girl

Where do you think you're goin'

Where do you think you're goin'

Goin' girl

If you could

I know that you'd stay

We both know

Things don't work that way

I promised I

Wouldn't say goodbye

So I grin

And my voice gets thin

Girl

Where do you think you're goin'

Where do you think you're goin'

Goin' girl

Girl

Where do you think you're goin'

Where do you think you're goin'

Goin' girl

Honestly I know where you're goin'

And baby you're just movin' on

And I'll still love you even if I can't

See you anymore

Can't wait to see you soar

Girl

Where do you think you're goin'

Where do you think you're goin'

Goin' girl

Girl

Where do you think you're goin'

Where do you think you're goin'

Goin' girl