First it was getting a kick out of daydreaming in class

But woken up by the fact that I've yet managed to pass

Then it was I'll be missed for my charms and my paperwork

That I was an elite at filing still looking at my shirt

Oh but one day

I'll show them what I've got

On that one day

I'll give them sorry thoughts

Just not today

But maybe some other time

I complain I'm sick unemployed not ready for a job

Kids are annoying to teach not smart enough for law

Mom said if I don't get out won't get married soon enough

Men don't like cellulite and TV meals cannot give them love

Oh but one day

I'll show them what I've got

On that one day

I'll give them sorry thoughts

Just not today

But maybe some other time

Oh guns fire in time

I'm in costume fighting crime

I hope this never ends

I'm dreaming again

Wouldn't it be nice

Saving worlds before it's five

Not wondering where I'll be

Just watching TV just me and my TV

Oh but one day

I'll show them what I've got

On that one day

I'll give them sorry thoughts

Just not today

But maybe some other time